I was on my sofa relaxing yesterday and trying to decide if I want to watch the Golden Globes on Sunday night when there was a knock on my door. I opened the door and there stood a young man that must have run out of hair product that morning. But he had a package for me. (Oh, they all the young men say they have a package for me!) He actually had a big box from LDW, meaning that one of you lovely callers, readers or both had sent me something. (Spoiler: It was Mr. G! How sweet!)

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In the box, I found a very nice drawer organizer for my silverware….(thank you! The one that I moved from Portland with is from an estate sale from eons ago. Sadly, it looks like it might have been originally purchased during the Reagan Administration.) Aaaand then I saw something that made my little domestic heart SO happy. It was a 9 piece mixing bowl/colander/sieve/measuring cup set. And they nest in each other perfectly to save space!

Thank you, Mr. G! Now that I no longer live with a gay man that loves to cook, I’ve been in the kitchen more and your gifts will definitely go to good use. Such a cute Christmas card, too! You rock, cockslut! Thank you for being such a sweetheart!
cocNow, when am I gonna get you in cocksucker subspace again? You know how much I love to motivate you to suck fat, juicy throbbing dicks!