Despite that your cum is yours, made by you in a place you know and completely all natural, there are still some of you scared to eat cum. Yes, I know this is October, but I am not trying to spin this as a spooky Halloween thing. Oooooh, scared to eat your cum! Cue the low groans and high pitched haunting stuff.
No, this is just about you that call me to tell me you’re finally going to do it and then you end the call before you blow that load. You’ve got me all geared up and ready. I remember you from last time and you totally ghosted me with that hang up. I work you into a tizzy everytime and then you’re out like a bitch, admit it!
Isn’t it getting old already? I’ve had enough, haven’t you? It’s time to eat it once and for all!

Eat Cum Like A Pro

Women eat cum. Women wait on their knees in those sexy videos with their tongues out and ready. They gulp load after load, video after video. No one wants to see a woman spit it out or make a face or bitch about it. That’s not hot. So why should you not do what you expect women to do? More often than not, the woman you’re watching barely knows the dude. They’re actors and they might be on a job, but are probably just sluts that wanted to have some fun. It would be a stretch to say that they’re even friends, but that lady still deep throats that cock and takes it like a good girl because that’s whatcha do!
Why in the hell are you so skittish about something that comes from you?

Call me up and let’s get you relaxed. You’re already wanting to rub one out. So let’s get you to that sexy, desperate-to-please-your-Mistress place where you are aching to taste it. And who knows….you might like it so much that you want to do it again and again. One step at a time, I’m ready to train you to eat your cum!