If you have a sad, lonely penis and haven’t had sex with a woman since our current POTUS was elected, you are not alone. Abstinence and sexual humilation may have become your way of life, but that doesn’t mean you can’t please a woman. On the contrary, I count mini-dick boys like you among some of my favorite comedy relief. You can really turn an otherwise blah day into a laugh-a-minute for sure!
A history of humiliation? Your girlfriend understands.
It’s not your fault that you’ve been dumped into humiliation by a cruel, cruel world that has no idea what it’s like to watch all the other guys you knew grow up to be studs who bag babes left and right. No one knows how many years you’ve hoped that you had one more last growth spurt left to just give you those last couple of inches to take you from ‘pathetically small’ to ‘almost average’. Sadly, there’s nothing you can do about your tiny penis. But there’s still a woman out there for even you!
Will she be a real woman in the flesh? Sadly, no. (Although those women are always available to you by the hour, don’t worry.)
It actually turns out that the woman that wants you is me. Now, ‘wants’ is a strong phrase. But let’s just say that I know what you need. Men need to feel like men, they need to make a woman smile, and they need to be listened to and understood. It just so happens that I am a pretty damn good girlfriend. And that Girlfriend Experience might be just what you need.
GFE is perfect for when life has pounded the crap out of you all day at work and you just need someone to talk to. You can relax and forget all about your small penis. Of course, you’ll likely be playing with it the entire time we’re talking, that’s a given. But that’s ok. I’ll be laughing at your jokes, I’ll be flirty and sexy and all the things you wish you had. Expensive? Yeah, I can be. Nothing is for free, baby! But if you had a real cock and a real girlfriend, you’d be buying her dinners and presents anyway.
So drop all your rejection fears and forget all about your tiny cock for a little while. Isn’t it about time you called your girlfriend already!?
It is! May was a really crazy/busy month!! It wiped me out and kicked my ass! Glad may is over!!Way worse then the holidays! Things are starting to slow down a bit. It’s been a while since I called and I will try to find time when I can. I do need G F E since I have small penis 🙁 the only way I can get hard is if you or the other mistresses put me in panties/bra/dress me as a girl. They all said I long to have strong women dominate and dress me as a girl and they are right 🙁 They have said if I can’t control my hard on then it’s lock up time. :0 🙁
Oh sweetie Petey, it should always be lock up time for you! I think we all know that you need the discipline lol
I do need to be locked up. Everytime the mistresses dress/put makeup/lipstick/bra on me I get hard and I get off. I do need the discipline:( :0 all of you are to hot,sexy and powerful to say no to. Once locked will I get release? Are all of you going to keep me dressed in bra/panty set with heels/boots/body con dress?
Eh, release is not necessarily always a trade. Sometimes we just want to take that little dick away and there should be no expectation of reward!
With you saying that it’s time for all of you to keep me dressed and time for all of you to lock me up.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan to me!
I just told Ms Emma that I’m already sounding like a girl by talking/acting and thinking like one. And yes she along with the rest of mistresses said its time to lock me up as well keeping me dressed up. All of you have turned me into a weak/helpless/submissive/feminine cream puff. They all said they have no intention of getting me off the hormones. They said I look so cute and adorable with soft/smooth/ hairless/body/perky d cup breasts/long nails/girlish hair/arched feminine eyebrows they plan on keeping this way along with locking me up in chastity. With that Said I belong to ldw. All of you have turned me into a cream puff sissy girl.
Oh, sweetie Petey! You have allowed us to turn you into a cream puff sissy girl! And if you truly consider it your demise, what a delicious spiral downward that it was!
Yes I did allow of you to do this to me as I didn’t put up much resistance. I did a little but all of you were to hot, sexy and powerful to say no to. It didn’t help that when I tried to resist all the mistresses would put their arms around me and give me lipstick kisses. When I’m only guy with sexy ladies in Victoria’s Secret I couldn’t escape as everyone would spray me in perfume/put makeup/lipstick on me then take me into dressing room to fit me for bra/panty set then take me out to show everyone. The most embarrassing part was when Ms Cindy did this and applied lipstick on me then I soaked my panties. She said that has to be controlled and with that she said chastity is only way. Another time was when Ms Olivia had me go dress shopping and picked out dresses for me to hold while I was wearing nothing but a pink bra/panty set with heels all made up with arched eyebrows. Everyone knows that I a weak/submissive/feminine cream puff. How did you know I was a cream puff sissy?
Mistresses just know these things!
Ms Amber….I love the line “Although those woman are always available to you by the hour”. Why? Because there is so much truth to this statement…at least for me 🙂 The only way I can truly fulfill my kink and my need to be a slut is by paying for it….either over the phone or with an escort/mistress. And lord knows I have done more than my fair share of both lol.
That’s a double thrill, Plungerboy…..the orgasm of course, and the shame of taboo and humiliation of needing to have to pay.
Oh Ms. Amber,
When I started reading at the beginnings of this blog, I laughed out loud because I thought you were referring to our fun call this morning with the eenie weenie teeny weenie shriveled little short dicked man. And perhaps you were, but still, I laughed!
In truth, you are spot on right about a small dicked man needing a true girlfriend experience 😉
Nicely done!
Delia
Thank you, Miss Delia. And I guess that this blog could have been about ‘him’, but our short dick man (or as I have called him in a previous blog, ‘Manslut M’) has a wife that won’t fuck him, which is actually a double blow. He’s not even actually alone, he’s been rejected a whole different way. So I guess there truly are levels to being a loser, as we have plainly seen!
How funny, Ms Amber! Offering the GFE to all those pathetic, pin dicked losers. They are so lucky. I just realized I am one of those girls that uses them only for comic relief. 🙂 I just love humiliating them and their poor little shrimp dicks. If you ever have one who needs a mean, demeaning girlfriend, send them my way! 😉
Hell, I’ll do you one better and grab you for a 2 Mistress Call!
This is exactly what it feels like. Exactly. You are angry that those guys you grew up with – that it seems to come so easily to them. And (I am amazed a woman gets this) you do for quite awhile keep wishing it would get bigger – even well past the time when you are actually growing. Girls like what they like and somehow you have to accept it. You still want female companionship of some type. You have to accept your position and find a way to connect with females and that might mean being super submissive. It is hard, hard, to accept.
It’s hard to accept, but like with everything else, you have to. You can’t run from it, it is what it is. YES, I totally get it, Mike. It might blow your mind to know just how well I understand the male mind. LOL
You do seem to get it. I guess what I feel like I have just connected is how submissiveness connects to this. It is like the desire to do chores or errands for girls replaces the desire to have sex. It is not (believe me) that you do not want to have sex. Of course you do. But over time despite your frustration you have to accept how girls feel about this. I think it makes you want to do “other things” for girls that you can do. It is weird. I have found myself actually wanting to shovel walks, get groceries, walk pets, do all sorts of things for no pay or compensation for women I really do not know that well.
I think that deep down, it is and always was just a burning desire to please women. Maybe the non-sexual things that you find yourself doing is just what I just mentioned…..a yearning to please. It makes you feel like a man, even if you’re not pleasing them exactly the way you want to.
You are so right Amber. Even tiny dick losers need a girlfriend, and honestly GFE is probably the only way some of these guys will ever get that experience. Sure it might only be in a virtual reality setting, or over the phone; and yes they have to pay for it, but like you said they would be paying for it either way. Because that’s what a good boyfriend does: spoil his girlfriend.
Damn right, Miss Brighton! Girlfriends are just as expensive in real life as they are off the phone!
I just re read your post. I actually like that it says “it’s expensive” but so what. It is sort of an odd “twist” – it feels (almost) relieving to hear a woman say the things you say here. To have it “on the table” that it is small and that, therefore, you are alone a lot but that you can pay for a temporary girlfriend who will pretend a bit. It stings but at the same time feels true and relieving. It is like it is “nice” to have that on the table in an open way.
I have never been one to mince words! =)
(And that ‘sting’ you speak of is one of the reasons why some people can’t stop calling. They like it, too. LOL)
It is weird – the “size thing”. Guys worry about it a lot and girls can talk about it so easily and casually. I once heard a woman say that she thought it was “just the natural order of things” – that small guys got so few opportunities. It amazed me that she thought that way. I think guys do but that woman did was a bit of a surprise – the idea that it was “natural”.
I understand the way that woman saw it. Like, small guys don’t get faithful women or women at all. They often don’t get sex, and they know it’s because they’re small. They’ve always been small when other men have not and other men have more confidence, more experience…..pindick men can pretend they can have confidence, but you’ll never be able too convince me that it’s real confidence. How could it be, when the very thing that makes them a man is lacking so much? If men have less confidence, men will believe in themselves less and probably never live up to their full potential. Many men feel like complete losers already because of their small dick, so if things do not go well for them, theey already have something to blame. That makes for a pathetic, whiny man with no game and serious issues. I wouldn’t date a man like that, and I don’t know a woman that would.
I think you understand this amazingly well. It is hard to be “confident” if the guy next to you is twice your size. I have heard women say that it can go “beyond sex” and relate to a mans overall success in life. Sometimes an empathic woman might give a guy other ways into her life but I think it often means you are in the “friend zone” and need to be quite agreeable in general. In a sense I think it is maybe better when this “issue” is just out in the open because I think it is how most women feel.
I think you’re right on that, Mike!