Undercarriage is a serious matter. If you have any hope at all about being useful or worthwhile to anyone sexually, you need to take care of your dirty business and never let the upkeep slip. That’s right. This is a brief but no bull PSA about your fun zone/pleasure place/beans and franks or whatever else you want to call it.
Undercarriage Etiquette
If you have a fuckable cock and women do not laugh you out of the bedroom, your undercarriage better be clean and neat at all times. No woman wants to venture forth into your secret garden. If you want women down south, you better give them something worthy of their mouth!
Your responsibility to tame your hairy business is not diminished if women won’t touch you with a stick. If you’re a pindick and have been rejected by females as a whole, you may have come to the conclusion that taking cock just might be your lot in life. But that undercarriage still needs to be blue ribbon. The cocks you service deserve it as a sign of respect! You are presenting yourself, so take some pride in it. Those men might pound the last shred of dignity right out of you, I know. But you will have offered yourself as clean and courteous to begin with.
Oh, and don’t forget that your Skype cam shows everything when you get naked for us, so maybe do your Mistress a solid too, will you?
Mine is smooth at all times. With wearing panties/bra/monthly waxings this is must!’ It really reminds me that I’m ldws/my masseuses cream puff!!
Proud of you, Petey!
Amen! OMG, this needs to be sent to every man everywhere ever! If you can’t take care of your undercarriage, you don’t deserve any sexy time at all. EVER And for sure, if you aren’t packing, you better be on it with the upkeep, or you’re totally useless!
I couldn’t agree more, Miss Cassidy!
Ms. Amber!
I’m with you and Ms Cassidy. Nothing is worse than an unkempt garden. Some need to be clean and bare, but a neat trim is the least that’s required for me. Pindicks always need to show respect for larger alpha cocks by being blue ribbon! See you around the Empire Ms A!
Looking forward to it, Ms. E!
O i have mine smooth as possible as time will allow . Had lazer down to bikinli line. Shaved smooth with venus razor using v o 5 conditoner then fresh aloe from plant even used tweezers on ball hairs shaved ass crack then went sun bathing in tiny g string on semi nude beaches.unfortunately i just don’t have the time 4 all that right now
Maybe you’ll get back there soon, you never know! A clean undercarriage is the business!
I will .I am soo horny also waiting 4 beach weather in Fl. Shaving and shrinking a corsett penis restraint will work for now