Time To Hump Your Hand!
So, last Wednesday, I went out to coffee and after they handed me my drink, the barista said ‘Happy Hump Day!’ I couldn’t help but laugh and think about all the hand-humpers I talk to every day. There’s alot of you out there, and that’s just fine because filthy strokers have met their match when it comes to me!
But Wednesdays be damned. ‘Hump Day’ is so passé!
Every day is Hump Your Hand Day!
Your Chance To ‘Do The Hump’
Lots of you might be thinking of that rap video from 1990 now, and that’s ok. There’s alot of chances to ‘do the hump’. You can hand-hump to music, porn (of course), a naughty custom audio that you’ve ordered from me, a sexy session on the phone with Yours Truly…..anything. Some Mistresses here might not allow you touch yourself and chastity has it’s place, but I can think of more fun stuff for hand-humpers than when you sluts abstain!
So let’s get to humpin’ it and we’ll edge. Maybe I’ll make you ruin it. Or eat it. Or wear it! Any day, all day, I’m ready to make it hump-a-riffic in Masturbation May. But don’t let the end of the month ruin the party! Every month can be hump-o-rama!
Yes Ms. Amber! Always keep your hand humpers guessing when it comes to whether they’ll get to cum, or if they do get to cum, what you’ll make them do with it. EVERY day is hump day for our hand humpers (some of them have multiple humps per day!).
That’s true, Miss Piper! We’ve definitely got some super-humpers around here!
I’m Don can you teach me to suck dicks. I love eating pussy I don’t still till I make that pussy squirt. Mmm
Of course I can teach you, Don. You should call me sometime so we can get started!
Oh, I can see them doing the Hand Humpin’ Dance as we speak Ms. Amber!!! For our guys and sissies here at the Empire everyday is a chance to hump the hand or something. Whenever I hear someone say, “Happy Hump Day”, I think to myself,”If only you knew!” Yes, ladies let’s keep them humpin’ and not necessarily cummin’!!
Exactly, Miss Lena!