‘How do I know if I’m supposed to be a cocksucker?’

Oh, how oft those words have echoed through our sessions here at LDW. So many wondering wanderers, wrestling with excitement they cannot contain over one thing so naughty that they can’t stop stroking to it. It seems so simple for those that already know they love cock and would shout it from a mountain if you asked them to, and the Mistresses here are fantastic at helping you be a better cocksucker once you know you are one.

There are actually many ways to know you’re officially a Grade-A slut that needs a juicy cock, but one specific flashing, neon green light that cannot be ignored is the reason I’m about to tell you. You ready?

Anyone who looks at cock online and/or licks the computer screen is meant to be a cocksucker.

This is not up for debate, and you cannot change my mind. Hands down, it’s a no brainer. If you have done this or anything close to it, you are meant to suck cock for real. Banish all doubt, dear. You are destined for cock!

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Cocksucker confession

I just had someone sincerely and seriously admit in a session that he has tasted the computer screen at least a few times. I was laughing so hard, I had to collect myself just to keep talking to him. My caller’s reason for the computer craving? The cock just looked too good to just keep scrolling. He knew that cock wasn’t real, but he couldn’t help himself. He needed to feel the heat of it, to smell it, to taste its cum. He pretended it was real because he just had to.

So I just started writing. I had to tell someone now because I realize that computer cock licking may be common. Who knows what really happens when you are all alone in the wide world of porn? I am fully aware of things done in ‘the heat of the moment’, and I wanted to address this for all you secret sluts that keep things hidden.

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A Cocksucker Report is required by your Mistress

If you have ever needed cock so bad that an image on a screen had you lickin’ it, run (don’t walk!) to your nearest bar, bookstore, back alley or bath house. Glory holes are your friend! And don’t dally. Eyes on the prize, you slut!

Once you’ve had enough protein shake for the day, get ready to tell me all about it in a Cocksucker Report because I want details! Call me up and recreate your special suck-and-slurp moment. What were you wearing? How many cocks were serviced? Any interesting tidbits? I want them all. Paint me a picture, Picasso!! You got it?

All you computer cock lickers (and cum craving cock sluts), this has been a direct order from Mistress Amber.
Accept no substitutes.