Have you ever stopped to think how much cocksuckers are like vampires? Doing so might surprise you! And don’t laugh…. I’m not kidding in the least. Now, I’m not saying that cocksuckers can’t be seen in a mirror or that holy water hurts them….that’s a little silly. But there are three distinct similarities, and I’m gonna tell you about it.

Vampires And Cocksuckers…..Three Ways They’re Alike

First, vampires love the nighttime and so do those that suck cock. Not to say that you can’t suck cock during the day. But many of you have taken your deep dark fantasies to the real world during the naughty nighttime hours, and lots of dirty video store-gloryhole-gay bar-sexy times with the guy you’ve been texting happens in the evening, as well. Vampires are tired as fuck in the day, and most of you cocksuckers are, too…..because you’re getting your rest after all those late-night hours you’ve clocked on your knees!

Next, vampires can’t go back to what they once were. Once they’re vamps, they’re vamps forever. Same with cocksuckers! You can never forget the cocks you’ve sucked or pretend you didn’t do it in the first place. Put major years between you and your last delicious cock, go ahead. Lie to your folks and friends about being straight, marry a woman and adopt a whole new lifestyle, be my guest. But it’s all an elabroate ruse to forget something that will never go away! You’ll always be a cocksucker!

And finally, vampires have developed a taste for what they need. They crave it and can’t live without it. Sound familiar? One of my favorite cum eaters near and dear to my heart is Michael, a self-admitted sperm-aholic that I’ve written about multiple times. He will tell you in a heartbeat that he can’t live without cum or the taste of it. And he’s not the only one! Cocksuckers crave hard and are always jonesin’ for that next cumshot!

So, see? Cocksuckers and vampires. It’s an odd subject, but it’s there!