Napoleon is dick-deficient and his meager member plays second fiddle to the real men that fuck women. He gets a call from the girls that make fun of him and he goes running to watch them get stuffed. Once there, he caters to the men like a true beta should. No cocksucking or bi-play for Napoleon. It’s more humiliating for him to reflect on his lonely, little life as he sees hot and sexy pussy pumping live and in-person. Sometimes those beautiful women will wink at him as they cuckold him. That just makes Napoleon burn with shame. The subtle teasing gets him more than a blatant snub ever could. No one with a pipsqueak penis smaller than a shrimp gets to know what pleasing a woman really feels like. He leaves that to the men that will always be more ‘man’ than him!
Cuckold Napoleon Visits The Doctor
Napoleon visited his pretty lady Doctor with a little pain and a tall tale. Mr. Liar Liar Pants On Fire actually said that he must have gotten injured from all the tennis he’d been playing! Of course, his Doctor knew there was more to the story. After a little prodding, jerkoff junkie Napoleon spilled the beans about not being a tennis player at all but a chronic pud puller instead. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall while his Doctor remained professional but I’m sure she was snickering inside! After she left the room, wouldn’t you know it? Good ole’ Napoleon rubbed his chicklet dicklet and squirted right there in her office.
Are you a cuckold like Napoleon? Have you finally faced the music that your insufficient manhood is better off in your hand than deep in a heavenly pussy? I love making fun of losers like you, whether it be subtle or blatant, sensual or cruel. My many years of cuckolding stroke sluts with sad nubs means sexy teasing for you!
So step right up and tell the truth. Show me your freak penis for extra shame! Shrimp dicks, turtle head tips, Vienna sausages and pencil-thin barely-there’s….you can count on me to remind you of the sadness that is your life.
No cock to small, I tease them all!
* Call Confessions is not a surprise blog, and featured callers have been notified. Any names I use are changed to protect the not so innocent. *
Dear Mistress Amber. Yes, I can identify with “Napoleon.” (Did you give him that name? Brilliant!) I think that part of his motivation is to make sure that women are properly “stuffed” (your word) and have enjoyment that Napoleon just can’t give. Of course, he is also motivated because the humiliation of it all turns him on. Amber, I must say: I can identify! I’ll bet that you embarrassed him good during your session. Just a guess.
Your surmise that the female doctor was laughing inside. That is so hot. It makes me hard. Do you think I’m a stallion or a pony? I think you might know. 😉
‘Napoleon’ was actually one of the names he had for himself. I merely retained it for the blog. You can ‘identify’? I wonder how big your pipsqueak is! Oh, there’s nothing ‘stallion’ about you, dear!
Oh FUCK yes !!!!! This blog makes me laugh out loud! Awwwwww, poor lil guy with the teeny tiny penis! Whew, BETA male is right! I love that you have callers who wrote to say they identify with him … and you KNOW that when these guys see a Doctors ALL the women are discussing him after the appointment … oh yes, and LAUGHING!
I laughed the whole time I wrote this blog, Miss Olivia!
Poor Napoleon. This was funny though! Did he rub his little dickie sore? Oh, hell! I just read again. His wrist must be sore. LOL. I bet his doc got a real belly laugh out of that one.Let’s face it though, little pud pullers deserve to watch. Only real men get pussy.
That’s right, Miss Lena!