So, here’s a fun little post and a little more of a peek into my Mistress life. I’m going to be sharing six different things about me, but only four of them are true. Yes, this is exactly like the game ‘Three Truths And A Lie’, but c’mon. You should know by now that I march to the beat of my own drum! If you think you want to venture a guess or believe that you KNOW, go ahead and comment and throw your hat in the ring! I will eventually post answers below so avoid the comments until you’re ready for the truth!
Mistress Truth and Lies
1. I have had three different boyfriends offer to purchase breast implants for me three times in my life and I even went to a consultation, but I never went through with the actual surgery.
2. I have participated in a gangbang, but it wasn’t something I planned. I went to a college party eons ago and agreed to do a solo sex vid with a cute boy holding the camera, but ended up with a handful of cuties, instead.
3. Since I’ve been about 25, I have only dated guys in the entertainment industry. This means concert promoters, club owners, budding musicians or recording studio guys like sound mixers and the like.
4. I am allergic to bee stings and can’t even eat honey. I’m actually supposed to carry an EpiPen in my purse and I’m horrible at remembering!
5. I was briefly married and then divorced right after high school and never saw him again or even heard his name until I found out he passed away and had made me the sole beneficiary of his will.
6. I was actually born in California on a family vacation and was brought home to Portland a week later, but always tell everyone that I am a native Oregonian and leave out the California thing altogether.
OK, Enough Sharing…..Guess Already!
Well, that was cathartic, even if two of those statements are complete lies. Maybe that’s why I like writing Call Confessions so much and telling on all of you. Spilling the beans feels pretty good even if it’s about me and people are always more nosy than they’ll admit!
Oh, and there are more Call Confessions to be had. Just check out this link to see how I’ve outed others that have told me secrets!
So, now you can guess about me. Comment if you think you know!
K, I’ll guess that 1, 3, 4 & 6 are true with 2 & 5 being false.
Hmmm, total guess but I will say 2 and 5 are false:)
I am guessing 1 and 3 are FALSE. They seem to go together of the six.
On number 1. You don’t need breast implants. When I saw this pic I though OMG! look how sexy you look! Shape is everything, not size, and beauty comes in all shapes.
1 2 4 6 true
Okay Ms. Amber, I would say 2 and 5 are false. I’m guessing though. I can imagine men offering to get you implants, since most of them think we all want big tits. I know it may be tough to remember the Epi-pen,but isn’t that extremely important? Just sayin’!!
OK, here are the answers….now that I’ve given folks time to read and comment.
The two lies are:
#3 and #4
I have dated men in all different fields of work since I was 25. I HAVE dated a few men that were in the entertainment industry, but by no means have I limited myself to this.
I am not allergic to bee stings. I eat honey all the time!
That means that I HAVE received three offers for breast implants but have never followed through. I think fake breasts would look ridiculous on me and very unnatural, even if they are done well. Maybe if I was more curvy and had more junk in this little trunk? Sadly, no.
That gangbang I was in was random and unexpected, but I had more fun than I thought I would and would probably do it again. However, I’m much more of a threesome girl now.
My ex husband and I completely lost touch. He had done quite well for himself and took care of his folks and sibling in the end, but made me his beneficiary, (which came out of nowhere.) He was a good man, we were just way too young to be married.
And, yes…. I was a Californian first. The rest of my siblings were all born in Oregon so I guess I keep California to myself because it feels weird to be the odd one. So yes, I was born there and then whisked away. I never mention it. Well, until now!
Hope you enjoyed guessing~!
Mistress Amber,
I totally agree implants are unnecessary for you. You’re beautiful without them. ????????
Awww! Thanks, Stephanie!
Yes your titties are hott i waould love to play with them and make nipples sooo hard they poke my eyes out
Umm…..thanks? LOL