I watched someone on Skype very recently and he showed me his new dildo. I loved it. It was a sexy BBC toy like all of you sluts should have in your naughty toy box. The issue was, it was huge. It was a hefty, hurkin’ hunk of black cock and while I admire your #goals and big BBC dreams, you’re going to need a little prep work before you push that fat, blunt pleasure pumper in your quivering starfish.
BBC: Like A Buick In Your Butt Pucker (But Don’t Let It Freak You Out!)
You can’t run a marathon if you haven’t trained, and you can’t push a Buick into your butt pucker. Well, not an actual Buick, but it sure as hell will feel like one when that tight little man-slit needs to accommodate such a girthy guest. This calls for some training of the anal persuasion, and I am just the Mistress to do it. I have long since advocated for creative toys and even an anal challenge to s-t-r-e-t-c-h all of you eager buttsluts to new heights. It really doesn’t matter what you use to get started, as long as you’ve selected something clean and safe to use.
You sit on your most pleasurable orifice, and only the coolest of you sluts know it. But knowing isn’t enough. You owe it to yourself to explore the pleasures of pump. Don’t let it scare you! I just want you to experience all that you can with a Mistress at the helm!
Are you ready for BBC play the sexy way? I know some fun things we can try, and some of you brave boys might just graduate from toys to real cock along the way!
Miss Amber is becoming more popular…both the real thing as well as a dildo. Not sure how many of our squeamish pets can tolerate loosening things up in the old balloon knot?
OMG it’s the ‘balloon knot’ reference again! I was recently on a call with Miss Rachel she said ‘balloon knot’ too and I died laughing!
“Like A Buick In Your Butt Pucker” WHAT an analogy! I am dying laughing here. If you think about it, it’s very true that big black cock is the solid gold cupie doll of penises. Or the unicorns of cock. Either way, it’s an honor and a privilege to get your ramparts rammed with a big black ramrod, so why not prepare your anus for the cream of the crop, and the cream you’ll be filled with when that bull shoots his load.
Yeah, ‘Buick In Your Butt Pucker’ is one of those visuals you never forget lol
How about a Buick 6 Ms Amber?
Oops, forgot the link!
https://youtu.be/f7k9oEH_2IY
Had never heard that before, but it’s a rockin’ tune! LOL
Apparently, that’s a band. Just learned that lol
From A Buick 6 is actually a Bob Dylan song, Ms Amber. Thought you would like to know that.
And thanks to you I learned today that Buick 6 is a pretty cool band.
I googled it the minute I read your previous comment. We both learned something lol
Great advice Mistress Amber. I’ve never had a Black Man but really want to experience one. I’ve graduated from a small Butt Plugs which are too small to stay in my hole and now I’m up to medium size ones. Maybe one day I’ll graduate to BBC. ????
That’s a pretty hot goal, Stephanie! If you want it, you can have it!