If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a liar. Omitting something is still lying, especially if telling the truth would keep me from wasting my time. In this case, I’m talking about guys that flirt like they’re ready for action, but cannot back it up where it counts! That’s right! I’m talking to the handsome, funny men that pretend that they can handle me! Don’t you know that size matters?
Tiny cock? Keep the drinks coming and don’t talk!
If you smile at me and you don’t look like a complete weirdo, I will smile back. If you offer to buy me a drink, I’ll take it. After all, you’re being polite and I’ll allow it. But only you know what’s in those jeans, Mister. If you know you have a tiny dick and can’t please a girl like me, just signal to the bartender to keep pouring and hush it, already. Don’t flirt and don’t you dare make me like you. I’ll notice your ‘cat got your tongue’ routine and I won’t press it. I might smile, and that’s because I’m secretly wondering just how little your nub is. (Would it hold my keyring?)
Know your role or risk small cock humiliation!
Heaven help you if you want to forget your small cock and pretend you have something that I want! Only men in a certain league get to play with ladies like me! So what you’ve got money, so do I. So what you have a nice home, you should see mine! You don’t get to pretend you’re someone else. You can’t be anything except what you are. And the cock is where it’s at, sweetheart! And for all you sad, simple fellows that think that you’ll go down on me like no one else ever has before and I’ll forget all about your inferior cock….that’s like inviting me for Thanksgiving and asking me to fill up on mashed potatoes. Meat! I want it in your pants! Don’t have it? Don’t pretend! Because if I like you, I just might want you. And if you’ve led me on deliberately instead of telling the truth, I will tease that tiny cock until you run away like a bitch.
Know your role, boys. Vienna or kielbasa….which sausage are you?
Hi Ms Amber, lol I’m with you when it comes to guys pretending like they’re something they are not. As far as I’m concerned, if they are not upfront about their teeny weenie penis package, they are pretty much asking for whatever humiliation I unleash on them! Little dicks DON’T get the girl!
You aren’t kidding! Those sad sacks can have their pity party on someone else’s time. They better give me the truth upfront or they just might cry like little bitches later!
Yes little dick guys don’t get the girl alone again for the 4 th of July little dicks no fireworks
I wrote the blog just for small cock owners like you!
Thank you Amber at least some body does something for us small cock owners writing a blogg is nice. My cock is 4 fingers in lenghth today and that feels big for me today .A good blood flow day.
*thumbs up*
LOL a thumb is about the size of it .Thumb goes up but thats all folks.
LOL
Ms Amber – OMG – I love this!! As you know, this is why I don’t date and I am still single. Guys like that are the reason. Oh little dick guys have their place, either maid or bitch – but never ever as lover. I’ve said it before – they should be tagged. I won’t pity fuck them. If they don’t have what we deserve, but have let us on and teased us, as though they do, they will pay….. and beg.
I could not agree more, Miss Kay Marie! I love telling puny prick losers just how it is!
Kay Marie it is good your out in the open about not dating little dick guys . It saves us a lot of wasted time and effort when i think of all the girls i had tried only to be rejected and dissapointed if i only knew up front many years ago i could just have put on panties and had fun.
Girls know if you have a small cock they just look .I had a woman tell me i had big balls she knew just looking at my pants she was kind because i have a tiny penis. Each ball is larger than my penis
You and your little cock should set up a session sometime so we can talk more!
Yes we should and maybe live . I have a condo in Florida Paradise Lakes nude resort . We could investigate the swing scene .You could cuck me and swing or visit Caliente up the road for their swinging action. Your into pegging? I presume?
Oh, I love it!
I have a tiny little worthless white clitty and a wife that loves to force me to wear bright red lipstick and a microminiskirt and get on my knees in front of her and her girlfriends and suck their big black dominant friends cocks and call me dirty names and take pictures to show their friends.
when they find out i have a small dick they usually bust my balls.and force me to kiss their ass.untill my li ttle dick gets hard and quiver and cum kissing their ass hole
Sounds like what you deserve!