Now that we have talked about vibrators that buzz you and plugs or dildos that stuff you, it only seems right that we discuss pleasure for your dearest friend, your ever-present penis. It might be ample and ready-to-stroke, or a stubby, stumpy pest that looks like a sad, little turtle and you can’t do much besides rub it. When it comes to self masturbation toys, exactly what will fit you and how much of yourself can remain inside of it will be something to experiment with. After all, penis extenders aren’t for everyone. But cock sleeves and other toys used for masturbation is addictive for a reason and it’s the same reason why you play with your ass. It feels amazing. Is there really any better of a reason to do something?

Masturbation is good for you

The entire purpose of this specific series was less about the specific toy and instead about the unabashed, unapologetic spirit behind seeking pleasure and realizing for yourself (or reminding yourself) that you don’t have to answer to anyone. Using a masturbation toy for your penis is not much different than what you’ve been doing for years. But instead of the ole’ rub-and-tug, you have a tool, a prop to help that is designed to blow someone’s hair back, maybe yours! Masturbation is healthy, fun and stress-relieving. It relaxes you before a date, a job interview or even a speech. Plain and simple, masturbation is good for you and there’s never anything wrong with it. The toys may change slightly, but the idea is the same. Have fun, get off. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat! Easy stuff.

Masturbation marathon, anyone? Build an arsenal and go to town!

Take a good look at what’s out there, read reviews, make sure you know what the toy is made of and start compiling your masturbation arsenal. Be able to have a trusty sampling of toys on hand to fit an individual need, mood or setting. And on those occasions when pleasure-seeking is the only thing that matters, you’ll always get a green light from me for your own masturbation marathon. Look beyond the Fleshlights for other toys to enhance friction, or even spring for a nice set of cock sleeves or ticklers that may or may not vibrate. Yes, there are classic toys out there, but new things are introduced all the time. Keep your ear to the ground, make sure you’re not getting suckered into a cheap knock-off.

A constant state of arousal and release

But the toys are only part of it. Let yourself have it. Forget anything that has happened in the past, stop judging yourself, stop worrying about what this means or what that means. You were created for pleasure. And you have two major areas for mind-blowingly spectacular orgasms. Masturbation can help your sex life with someone else. So overload on purpose!

Heaven can be purchased, people. It sits on a shelf. It hangs on a hook and you get a receipt. It comes in the mail and is shipped to your house in a brown box. Living in a constant state of arousal and release might just be your new hobby. I highly recommend it!

I hope I have not only excited you this series, but inspired you to embrace masturbation as your unlimited, natural right….because it is.
It is yours for the taking, ripe like a juicy peach that’s always in season. Take a big bite, and let the juice dribble down your chin.