I know what you hide in those pants of yours, pindick. It’s nothing to be proud of! And I can hear the protest now. Yes, you’re a male and your voice reflects it. You have a card from the DMV that says it and your friends believe it. You have become an expert at faking it. But the truth is the truth. A cock is more than just a sex organ. It’s a symbol. It is supposed to be your best pal ever and a confidence boost that makes you brave. Being a man isn’t enough….obviously!
Party All The Time? Not For You, Pindick!
There really aren’t rules when you have a cock. Sex with the lights on or off? Both. You’re not limited to location, time of day, frequency or partners. Being a man means using your cock for pleasure. It’s a master key. It’s your all-access pass. Right? So why can’t you get with the program? Where’s all this fun you’re entitled to? The truth is, none of this is meant for you if you’re a pindick.
So there you are with a poky head, zero shaft and balls the size of Toledo. You make cum all damn day and what for? Other men are clearly in the game and killin’ it, and you’re just spinning Life’s wheel and losing a turn again and again. Who could you be if you had that confidence, that strut? Oh, quit dreaming! Your life sentence is clear: you ache to feel like a man but you overcompensate instead. And it’s a sad picture, isn’t it?
So you have to watch porn just to get off. You have no sexy stories for ‘the guys’. No high-fives or nods of respect for you, sweetheart. Your micro-dick and ginormous balls are practically collecting cobwebs, and every attempt at sex is is destined to be a funny story she tells her friends. Don’t you think it’s time that you stopped beating your head against a wall? I might just be the only woman in the world remotely interested in you, and it just so happens that I have a few ideas for that pindick of yours.
Mindfucks are delicious. Time to fatten you up!
I’ve fallen into this????when I see hot women wearing tight clothing/ankle/knee high boots sexy dresses I want to wear them and I do. This is only way I can get hard and off. I’ve given up trying to get women as I want to be one along with them making/keeping me as one. I’m to weak around them.
Women aren’t your romantic destiny, Petey. You are designed for a female-led relationship!
How did you knowbi had ginormous balls?
LOL
I never knew i had BIG balls until some gay guy sucked me at the ???? beach
Naughty, naughty!
He told me! If it is naughty ? Spank me ? Lock me in chastity?
Those are all options….
Awesome come to Florida and make it hotter pleeeeezzzzze
LOL